We were all gun nuts and they were called varmints, crows were, because they ate grain and so did we.

The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.

During the Vietnam War, Abbie Hoffman announced that the new high was banana peels taken rectally. So then FBI scientists stuffed banana peels up their asses to find out if this was true or not.

Live by the harmless untruths that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.

Well, it's an ancestral tribe. These were immigrants from north of Germany who came here about the time of the Civil War, but anyway, these people called themselves free thinkers. They were impressed, incidentally, by Darwin. They're called Humanists now; people who aren't so sure that the Bible is the Word of God.

Writers can treat their mental illnesses every day.

Traveling is like dancing lessons from God.