I think comedians start off as pranksters or something.
My big influences are piano artists like Billy Joel and Elton John.
I have a swastika tattoo on my arm, but it's just because I like right-hand turns.
Every year, dads will dress up as Santa and try to surprise their kids by coming down the chimney, and every year, a dad gets stuck and dies.
Very specifically, Nickelodeon is aimed at eight- and nine-year-olds.
A pope going through a faith crisis would be funny to see.