I think you are wrong to want a heart. It makes most people unhappy. If you only knew it, you are in luck not to have a heart.
L. Frank BaumAs a matter of fact, we are none of us above criticism; so let us bear with each other's faults.
L. Frank BaumDuring the year I stood there I had known was the loss of my heart. While I was in love I was the happiest man on earth.
L. Frank BaumHe brought toys to the children because they were little and helpless, and because he loved them.
L. Frank BaumI shall ask for brains instead of a heart; for a fool would not know what to do with a heart if he had one.
L. Frank BaumI've married a man who owns nine cows," said Jinjur to Ozma, "and now I am happy and contented and willing to lead a quiet life and mind my own business." "Where is your husband?" asked Ozma. "He is in the house, nursing a black eye," replied Jinjur, calmly. "The foolish man would insist upon milking the red cow when I wanted him to milk the white one; but he will know better next time, I am sure.
L. Frank Baum