Probably the most neglected friend you have is you.

If things were a little better known and understood, we would all lead happier lives.

If a person thinks he can be happy without making those around him happy, he's crazy.

Well I don't know that I'm okay any more than anyone else is okay, I lead a happy life and a very full one - I have a happy marriage and my kids are all cheerful, and no one is finding fault with me, personally.

You can remember times when you were a kid, when life looked too doggoned deliciously beautiful to be left alone. So you could feel like that again if you worked at it.

You can put these things into the hands of some Chinese and send him to Hong Kong and we'll have cleared chinks.

I have high hopes of smashing my name into history so violently that it will take a legendary form even if all books are destroyed.