Humor is when the joke's on you but hits the other fellow first -- before it boomerangs.

Everybody should take each other as they are, white, black, Indians, Creole. Then there would be no prejudice, nations would get along.

Money and art are far apart.

Whiskey just naturally likes me but beer likes me better.

It's such a Bore Being always Poor.

Negro blood is sure powerful, because just one drop of black blood makes a colored man. One drop--you are a Negro! . . . Black is powerful.

Negroes - Sweet and docile, Meek, humble, and kind: Beware the day - They change their mind.