Humor is when the joke's on you but hits the other fellow first -- before it boomerangs.

The first of the month falls every month, too, North or South. And them white folks who sends bills never forgets to send them-the phone bill, the furniture bill, the water bill, the gas bill, insurance, house rent.

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.

I have discovered in life that there are ways of getting almost anywhere you want to go, if you really want to go.

Road's in front o' me, Nothin' to do but walk.

Well, when Christ comes back this time, I hope He comes back mad His own self. I hope He drives the Jim Crowers out of their high places, every living last one of them from Washington to Texas.

Wear it Like a banner For the proud? Not like a shroud.