The two most misused words in the entire English vocabulary are love and friendship. A true friend would die for you, so when you start trying to count them on one hand, you don't need any fingers.

You will encounter many distractions and many temptations to put your goal aside: The security of a job, a wife who wants kids, whatever. But if you hang in there, always following your vision, I have no doubt you will succeed.

Any time there's a scandal, we always try and get involved.

You can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for dinner.

These days... it's all vanilla sex for me.

Moses freed the Jews. Lincoln freed the slaves. I freed the neurotics.

I may be paralyzed from the waist down, but unlike Gray Davis, I'm not paralyzed from the neck up.