There's nothing that will change someone's moral outlook quicker than cash in large sums.

I may be paralyzed from the waist down, but unlike Gray Davis, I'm not paralyzed from the neck up.

If you're not going to offend somebody you don't need the First Amendment.

There's nothing more political than sex. The church has had its hand on our crotch for more than 2,000 years, and the government is moving in that direction.

Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.

The two most misused words in the entire English vocabulary are love and friendship. A true friend would die for you, so when you start trying to count them on one hand, you don't need any fingers.

If the human body's obscene, complain to the manufacturer, not me.