The right-wing of the Republican party isn't so much a political agenda as a plea for help.

Within three or four months, the average girl will just get used up. It just takes your soul, you know? It just takes your soul.

There's nothing that will change someone's moral outlook quicker than cash in large sums.

Being in a wheelchair for 30 years. I'm not whining about it because I don't dwell on things I can't do anything about, you know. I never really think about until somebody mentions it. I did take a bullet.

Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation.

Women are here to serve men. Look at them, they got to squat to piss. Hell, that proves it.

And a democracy can't exist without free speech and the right to assemble. And that's what Americans tend to forget. And they're born into a culture where they take all of their freedoms for granted.