The right-wing of the Republican party isn't so much a political agenda as a plea for help.

Within three or four months, the average girl will just get used up. It just takes your soul, you know? It just takes your soul.

No one understands that the First Amendment is only important if you are going to offend somebody. If you're not going to offend somebody, you don't need protection of the First Amendment.

You know, everybody believes in free speech until you start questioning them about it.

Those who would give up their civil liberties for security deserve neither.

Moses freed the Jews. Lincoln freed the slaves. I freed the neurotics.

Murder is illegal, but if you take a picture of it you may get your name in a magazine or maybe win a Pulitzer Prize. However, sex is legal, but if you take a picture of that act, you can go to jail.