And a democracy can't exist without free speech and the right to assemble. And that's what Americans tend to forget. And they're born into a culture where they take all of their freedoms for granted.

You know, a huge drain on California's economy is the illegal immigrants. We need to close the borders.

Murder is illegal, but if you take a picture of it you may get your name in a magazine or maybe win a Pulitzer Prize. However, sex is legal, but if you take a picture of that act, you can go to jail.

The two most misused words in the entire English vocabulary are love and friendship. A true friend would die for you, so when you start trying to count them on one hand, you don't need any fingers.

If the human body's obscene, complain to the manufacturer, not me.

Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation.

Moses freed the Jews. Lincoln freed the slaves. I freed the neurotics.