Religion has caused more harm than any other idea since the beginning of time. There's nothing good I can say about it. People use it as a crutch.

Moses freed the Jews. Lincoln freed the slaves. I freed the neurotics.

Women are here to serve men. Look at them, they got to squat to piss. Hell, that proves it.

The sole motivating factor behind the death penalty is vengeance, not justice, and I firmly believe that a government that forbids killing among its citizens should not be in the business of killing people itself.

If you're not going to offend somebody you don't need the First Amendment.

Any time there's a scandal, we always try and get involved.

There's nothing that will change someone's moral outlook quicker than cash in large sums.