When I was 5 years old I would lie in bed, look at the radio, and I wanted to be on the radio. I don't know why.

I've made a lot of mistakes. I've bonded with some people who use you, and some people that take advantage of you.

You cannot talk to people successfully if they think you are not interested in what they have to say or you have no respect for them.

Those who have succeeded at anything and don't mention luck are kidding themselves.

Let's not become so worried about not offending anybody that we lose the ability to distinguish between respect and paranoia.

One thing I have learned is, if people tell you they had a "frank" discussion with someone, it is usually code for a yelling match with clenched fists.

I'm not offended. Lenny Bruce taught me that everything's funny. You can make everything funny. I don't think that assassinations are funny, I don't think you can make fun of ISIS, but almost everything is funny. And If we can't laugh at ourselves, who can we laugh at? So I don't mind ethnic humor. I like ethnic humor. I like dialect jokes. Laughter is a very subjective thing. If it's funny to you it's funny. And a lot of things are funny to me.