When I was 5 years old I would lie in bed, look at the radio, and I wanted to be on the radio. I don't know why.

I'm the worst person to be stuck with in a traffic jam.

We met in an airport in Las Vegas, Harrison Ford and I, and he said, "I just finished a movie called 42. I play Branch Rickey. There's this kid in it playing Jackie Robinson. I think it's a pretty good movie."

Someone once said, "I don't lie because then I don't have to remember anything." I've told white lies a lot. Sometimes when you tell stories you'll embellish them a little, especially with foxhole humor.

I have never understood the Iowa caucus.

The names are bigger, the show is worldwide, but I get a royal pass into life in the broadcasting business.

All of my life doing interviews, comedy has been my favorite thing, comedians are my favorite people.