Les Miserables is one of my favorite stories

It's joyful to give. But for people who want to take advantage of you, you're kind of an easy mark.

I remind myself every morning: Nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening.

i never learned anything while i was talking.

Someone once said, "I don't lie because then I don't have to remember anything." I've told white lies a lot. Sometimes when you tell stories you'll embellish them a little, especially with foxhole humor.

The first rule of my speaking is: listen!

I'm having as much fun today as I did when I made $55 a week, because it is as much fun