The names are bigger, the show is worldwide, but I get a royal pass into life in the broadcasting business.

Let's not become so worried about not offending anybody that we lose the ability to distinguish between respect and paranoia.

I like to put a stake in people, because I know people helped me.

The ultimate [travel destination] for me would be one perfect day in San Francisco. There's no city like it anywhere. And, if I could be there with the girl of my dreams, that would be the ultimate!

I have never understood the Iowa caucus.

Sandy Koufax went to the same school as me. I graduated two years ahead of Sandy.

Those of us forced to read the London papers sometimes speculate about which is greater: the average British hack's sloth, mendacity, ignorance, obsequiousness, capacity for drink, or aversion to paying for that drink. Smart money tends to split between the latter two.