The names are bigger, the show is worldwide, but I get a royal pass into life in the broadcasting business.

If you do something, expect consequences

You make your own luck. Luck is the residue of design.

Communications is the number one major in America today. CNN had 25,000 applicants for five intern jobs this summer.

Let's not become so worried about not offending anybody that we lose the ability to distinguish between respect and paranoia.

The first rule of my speaking is: listen!

I'm not offended. Lenny Bruce taught me that everything's funny. You can make everything funny. I don't think that assassinations are funny, I don't think you can make fun of ISIS, but almost everything is funny. And If we can't laugh at ourselves, who can we laugh at? So I don't mind ethnic humor. I like ethnic humor. I like dialect jokes. Laughter is a very subjective thing. If it's funny to you it's funny. And a lot of things are funny to me.