You know what amazes me about UFO's? They never land at the White House. They always land at laramie, Wyoming. Thiry miles out, where they're seen by one farmer.

There is nothing in your destiny, nothing in your future that you cannot accomplish.

There is still nothing in life as constant and as changing at the same time as an afternoon at a ballpark.

I have never understood the Iowa caucus.

I would like to ask Him if He was indeed virgin born, because the answer to that question would define history.

i never learned anything while i was talking.

Those who have succeeded at anything and don't mention luck are kidding themselves.