You know what amazes me about UFO's? They never land at the White House. They always land at laramie, Wyoming. Thiry miles out, where they're seen by one farmer.

You know what amazes me about UFO's? They never land at the White House. They always land at laramie, Wyoming. Thiry miles out, where they're seen by one farmer.

Those of us forced to read the London papers sometimes speculate about which is greater: the average British hack's sloth, mendacity, ignorance, obsequiousness, capacity for drink, or aversion to paying for that drink. Smart money tends to split between the latter two.

Gleason became like a mentor of mine. I had Gleason helping me on television, Godfrey on radio.

If I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening.

When I broke in, in 1957, it was wide open. Now you're up against strong competition.

The names are bigger, the show is worldwide, but I get a royal pass into life in the broadcasting business.