I'm the worst person to be stuck with in a traffic jam.

It's joyful to give. But for people who want to take advantage of you, you're kind of an easy mark.

You know what amazes me about UFO's? They never land at the White House. They always land at laramie, Wyoming. Thiry miles out, where they're seen by one farmer.

Someone once said, "I don't lie because then I don't have to remember anything." I've told white lies a lot. Sometimes when you tell stories you'll embellish them a little, especially with foxhole humor.

I've made a lot of mistakes. I've bonded with some people who use you, and some people that take advantage of you.

When I was 5 years old I would lie in bed, look at the radio, and I wanted to be on the radio. I don't know why.

Gleason became like a mentor of mine. I had Gleason helping me on television, Godfrey on radio.