Anyway, whacking a surly bartender ain't much of a crime.

The only bookstore I had was the paperback rack at the drugstore.

The Western notion of masculinity goes back a long way. It doesn’t allow for women, and it’s also racist - it doesn’t allow for other cultures.

I suppose you set up reading the Good Book all night-spoken by Woodrow Call

True maturity is only reached when a man realizes he has become a father figure to his girlfriends' boyfriend - and he accepts it

You expect far too much of a first sentence. Think of it as analagous to a good country breakfast: what we want is something simple, but nourishing to the imagination. Hold the philosophy, hold the adjectives, just give us a plain subject and verb and perhaps a wholesome, nonfattening adverb or two.

The older the violin, the sweeter the music.