I hate flying. I'm not a big fan of flying at all so everywhere I go I go by tour bus. If I have to fly I will but I'm not a big fan of it.

I was always getting in trouble because I was the class clown but I always made teacher laugh. I remember I thought I was going to fail that class but I ended up passing it and I really think it was only because I was good entertainment for her.

Guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early from work kill people

When you're married with kids, you just think differently.

I think probably one of the coolest things was when I went to play basketball at Rucker Park in Harlem. First of all, who would think that Larry the Cable Guy would go to Harlem to play basketball? And I was received like a rock star. It was amazing! There were people everywhere. There were guys walking by yelling, Git r done!

I pretty much live on my tour bus.I do well around 300 shows a year. A lot of times I will do two shows a night.

There's the old joke, "What's the difference between country and redneck? Well, that's three hundred dollars."