I hate flying. I'm not a big fan of flying at all so everywhere I go I go by tour bus. If I have to fly I will but I'm not a big fan of it.

I was scared into being good. But I'm sure I did regular kid stuff.

I disagree with a lot of things, but hey, what a person does is between them and their maker. I can disagree with somebody, and I can still be friends with them.

I don't hate anybody. My character is one thing, but me as an individual is completely different.

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

I was madder than a midget with a yo-yo

I know I don't want to take the Lord's name in vain, and I don't want to drop any F-bombs.