When you're married with kids, you just think differently.
I've been down in Florida since 1979. When you're born in Nebraska you really can't explain it.
I was scared into being good. But I'm sure I did regular kid stuff.
Blaming guns for killing people is like blaming pencils for bad spelling
I'm so sick of gay this, gay that. I could care less. It ain't affecting my life at all.
I get so sick and tired of Wikipedia. People write their own crap on there.