As I get older, the character evolves tremendously because I'm married and have kids now and realize certain things are not funny anymore. I threw them out of my act.

I don't hate anybody. My character is one thing, but me as an individual is completely different.

I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park.

I can have different opinions with anybody. I can still be a friend with that person.

I don't think every joke has to be so dadgum cerebral. I mix it up really good, because that's the kind of humor I like. I like the goofy one-liner type stuff.

Living in a small town you couldn't go anywhere on a Saturday where a store had the game on. If you were downtown you heard the game. If you were at the gas station you heard the game. I remember I would be mowing the lawn and I would stop for the Nebraska game. I would have it cranking outside.

There's the old joke, "What's the difference between country and redneck? Well, that's three hundred dollars."