I pretty much live on my tour bus.I do well around 300 shows a year. A lot of times I will do two shows a night.

If guns kill people, I can blame misspelled words on my pencil.

I know I don't want to take the Lord's name in vain, and I don't want to drop any F-bombs.

Every July, I look forward to taping a Christmas show - in July in Nashville. In 98-degree weather. I love it.

I had a buddy of mine call up the other day, all upset 'cause he slept with his third cousin. And I'm like, Man, if it upsets you that much, quit countin' them!

I hate flying. I'm not a big fan of flying at all so everywhere I go I go by tour bus. If I have to fly I will but I'm not a big fan of it.

I don't do my show for critics. Early on I did, because I'm a nice guy and I like to be liked by everybody, and I thought, "Hey, I'm just making people laugh, what's the big deal?" There have been all different types of comics that appeal to all different types of people. Why rail on me? But yeah, they really don't like Southern acts.