I pretty much live on my tour bus.I do well around 300 shows a year. A lot of times I will do two shows a night.

Blaming guns for killing people is like blaming pencils for bad spelling

I don't take myself too seriously. I enjoy what I do. I enjoy making people laugh.

I am called to love my neighbor, which I do. I can disagree with my neighbor about several things, but I'm not going to hate my neighbor. It's not up to me to hate anybody. It's not up to me to judge anyone. It's up to me to be nice, to be kind and to do everything I can to help somebody.

I'm defending free speech pretty much all over the place because you still have freedom of speech.

Sometimes you've gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the payment on the truck.

You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers, you're not supposed to hit him with a rolled-up newspaper?