People always ask my mom what I did as a kid. My mom says, "He wasn't a bad kid. He was never an unruly kid, always listened and obeyed."

I was obsessed with livestock barns, cattle and hogs. I still love that, and I still do that as a hobby.So I'm a strange person.

Blaming guns for killing people is like blaming pencils for bad spelling

I don't know why people get so bent out of shape over stuff people say.

If guns kill people, I can blame misspelled words on my pencil.

I can have different opinions with anybody. I can still be a friend with that person.

I have a basic theorem as to how I do my jokes. Growing up, I knew when to cross the line and when not to cross the line. It's the same with my comedy. I know what my audience will take and how much they won't take. I can't give you a formula for it. It's my own personal formula inside my head. Somebody else's might be different.