I know I don't want to take the Lord's name in vain, and I don't want to drop any F-bombs.

I'm more of a rodeo type guy.

As I get older, the character evolves tremendously because I'm married and have kids now and realize certain things are not funny anymore. I threw them out of my act.

I was pretty subdued [as a kid ] because I didn't want to get spanked, and I didn't want to go to Hell.

I've been down in Florida since 1979. When you're born in Nebraska you really can't explain it.

When you're doing comedy, it is so subjective. What is funny to you is not funny to another person. What is dirty to you is not dirty to the other person. Comedy is one of those things you throw against the wall and see what sticks.

I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park.