I think software patents are a bad idea. Many patents are given for trivial inventions.
Hubris itself will not let you be an artist.
[Perl] gives you the STDERR filehandle so that your program can make snide comments off to the side while it transforms (or attempts to transform) your input into your output.
You can't have filenames longer than 14 chars. You can't even think about them!
Being famous has its benefits, but fame isn't one of them.
Wow, I'm being shot at from both sides. That means I *must* be right.