Information doesn't want to be free. Information wants to be valuable.
My arthritic pinkies are already starting to ache just thinking about ||||=.
Odd that we think definitions are definitive.
Now, I'm not the only language designer with irrationalities. You can think of some languages to go with some of these things.
The Harvard Law states: Under controlled conditions of light, temperature, humidity, and nutrition, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.
Laziness is a programmers main virtue.