The young think they are immortal, and are determined to prove otherwise.
Must be a different Larry Wall. There are at least 137 of us in the U.S.
Perl is worse than Python because people wanted it worse.
It's easier to make up sayings people like to hear than sayings they like to heed.
If any ideology is so serious that you can't have fun while you're doing it, it's probably too serious.
Accidental stacks considered harmful.