The whole history of computers is rampant with cheerleading at best and bigotry at worst.

While I have historically been a late worker, you know, sometimes I even like to get up early and see what's happened in the few hours of the night and then I often take a nap in the middle of the day just to sort of make up for stretching my day out.

This job of playing God is a little too big for me. Nevertheless, someone has to do it, so I'll try my best to fake it.

Being famous has its benefits, but fame isn't one of them.

I think it's a new feature. Don't tell anyone it was an accident.

The world has become a larger place. The universe has been expanding, and Perl's been expanding along with the universe.

I'm just paid to do whatever I want to do. Some of the time it's development, and some of the time it's just goofing off.