Psychotics are consistently inconsistent. The essence of sanity is to be inconsistently inconsistent.

If you're a large corporation, you can afford to pay the money to register patents, but if you're an individual like me, you can't.

I talked about becoming stupid, but I've always been stupid. Fortunately I've been just smart enough to realize that I'm stupid.

The problems that I really like to solve are our cultural problems.

You can’t change the past. You can’t even change the future, in the sense that you can only change the present one moment at a time, stubbornly, until the future unwinds itself into the stories of our lives.

Programmers can be lazy.

I think I'm likely to be certified before Perl is.