Laziness is a programmers main virtue.

Doing linear scans over an associative array is like trying to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi.

This does not mean that some of us should not want, in a rather dispassionate sort of way, to put a bullet through csh's head.

I take time to watch anime. I don't know whether I'm allowed to, but I do it anyway.

You want it in one line? Does it have to fit in 80 columns?

I still drive my 1977 Honda Accord. The paint is almost all worn off. It's still running.

As someone pointed out, you could have an attribute that says 'optimize the heck out of this routine', and your definition of heck would be a parameter to the optimizer.