When's the last time you used duct tape on a duct?
Information wants to be useful.
What is the sound of Perl? Is it not the sound of a wall that people have stopped banging their heads against?
"Lurking" is one metaphor that the Omniscience has allowed us to borrow.
And I don't like doing silly things (except on purpose).
Perl is worse than Python because people wanted it worse.