Computer language design is just like a stroll in the park. Jurassic Park, that is.

If you're a large corporation, you can afford to pay the money to register patents, but if you're an individual like me, you can't.

I think I'll side with the pissheads on this one.

Unix is like a toll road on which you have to stop every 50 feet to pay another nickel. But hey! You only feel 5 cents poorer each time.

Accidental stacks considered harmful.

The Harvard Law states: Under controlled conditions of light, temperature, humidity, and nutrition, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.

It's certainly easy to calculate the average attendance for Perl conferences.