"Lurking" is one metaphor that the Omniscience has allowed us to borrow.

Accidental stacks considered harmful.

I think it's a new feature. Don't tell anyone it was an accident.

Many computer scientists have fallen into the trap of trying to define languages like George Orwell's Newspeak, in which it is impossible to think bad thoughts. What they end up doing is killing the creativity of programming.

This job of playing God is a little too big for me. Nevertheless, someone has to do it, so I'll try my best to fake it.

My arthritic pinkies are already starting to ache just thinking about ||||=.

When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.