Accidental stacks considered harmful.

I think operating systems work best if they're free and open. Particular applications are more likely to be proprietary.

I think computer science, by and large, is still stuck in the Modern age.

Well, hey, let's just make everything into a closure, and then we'll have our general garbage collector, installed by 'use less memory'.

The camel has evolved to be relatively self-sufficient. On the other hand, the camel has not evolved to smell good. Neither has Perl.

Are you perchance running on a 64-bit machine?

It's easier to make up sayings people like to hear than sayings they like to heed.