The problems that I really like to solve are our cultural problems.

Well, coffee is my drug of choice, generally, with a little bit of Pepsi here and there, if I need more sugar. But yeah, if I could do intravenous coffee, I would. But I guess that's pretty standard.

Yes, but I did manage to increase the amount of virginity in the world by that method.

To ordinary folks, conversion is not always automatic. It's something that may or may not require explicit assistance. See Billy Graham.

I think it's a new feature. Don't tell anyone it was an accident.

Sometimes I wish I could put an expiration date on my quotes.

This does not mean that some of us should not want, in a rather dispassionate sort of way, to put a bullet through csh's head.