Programmers can be lazy.

Even the White House has a press agent.

I think computer science, by and large, is still stuck in the Modern age.

Psychotics are consistently inconsistent. The essence of sanity is to be inconsistently inconsistent.

Perl was designed to work more like a natural language. It's a little more complicated but there are more shortcuts, and once you learned the language, it's more expressive.

I've decided I don't want to be a manager. Every time you try to be responsive to your employees, they say you're being reactive and not proactive. And when you try to be proactive, they accuse you of being capricious and arbitrary. So I don't wanna be a manager.

The purpose of most computer languages is to lengthen your resume by a word and a comma.