I just hope I'm never promoted to the level of my incontinence.
And besides, if Perl really takes off in the Windows space, I think the rest of us would just as soon have a double-agent within ActiveState.
Maybe we should take a clue from FTP and put in an option like 'print hash marks on every 1024 iterations'.
Sometimes I wish I could put an expiration date on my quotes.
I am not a sort of person who wants to run a company.
A Perl program is correct if it gets the job done before your boss fires you.