Are you perchance running on a 64-bit machine?

I think operating systems work best if they're free and open. Particular applications are more likely to be proprietary.

I think I'm likely to be certified before Perl is.

Perl is worse than Python because people wanted it worse.

And I don't like doing silly things (except on purpose).

Don't wear rollerskates to a tug-of-war.

There's some entertainment value in watching people juggle nitroglycerin.