Even the White House has a press agent.

I'm reminded of the day my daughter came in, looked over my shoulder at some Perl 4 code, and said, 'What is that, swearing?

Perl doesn't have an infatuation with enforced privacy. It would prefer that you stayed out of its living room because you weren't invited, not because it has a shotgun

Historically speaking, the presence of wheels in Unix has never precluded their reinvention.

The problems that I really like to solve are our cultural problems.

Think of prototypes as a funny markup language--the interpretation is left up to the rendering engine.

Just because you're into control doesn't mean you're in control.