Even the White House has a press agent.

We're really serious about reinventing everything that needs reinventing.

To ordinary folks, conversion is not always automatic. It's something that may or may not require explicit assistance. See Billy Graham.

Although the Perl Slogan is There's More Than One Way to Do It, I hesitate to make 10 ways to do something.

Computer language design is just like a stroll in the park. Jurassic Park, that is.

This job of playing God is a little too big for me. Nevertheless, someone has to do it, so I'll try my best to fake it.

The only reason [not to use] perl is that some sysadmins don't allow software that they didn't pay for. By all means, let them send me money if it makes them feel better.