Don't wear rollerskates to a tug-of-war.

I'm reminded of the day my daughter came in, looked over my shoulder at some Perl 4 code, and said, 'What is that, swearing?

There's a saying in the software design industry: "Good. Fast. Cheap. Pick two."

The world has become a larger place. The universe has been expanding, and Perl's been expanding along with the universe.

We can debug relationships, but it's always good policy to consider the people themselves to be features. People get annoyed when you try to debug them.

Well, coffee is my drug of choice, generally, with a little bit of Pepsi here and there, if I need more sugar. But yeah, if I could do intravenous coffee, I would. But I guess that's pretty standard.

We are so Post-Modern that we don't realize how Post-Modern we are anymore.