Don't wear rollerskates to a tug-of-war.

The young think they are immortal, and are determined to prove otherwise.

If you're a large corporation, you can afford to pay the money to register patents, but if you're an individual like me, you can't.

I think I'm likely to be certified before Perl is.

The problem with using C++ ... is that there's already a strong tendency in the language to require you to know everything before you can do anything.

Human languages tend to be much more ambiguous than computer languages because humans are much smarter about interpreting the context.

The computer should be doing the hard work. That's what it's paid to do, after all.