The problem with being consistent is that there are lots of ways to be consistent, and they're all inconsistent with each other.

This job of playing God is a little too big for me. Nevertheless, someone has to do it, so I'll try my best to fake it.

Basically there's just so much stuff flowing past on the internet now, you have to let most of it go. And I've grown accustomed to the process of not worrying too much about the stuff I'm not getting to, because the important stuff will come back around.

Life gets boring, someone invents another necessity, and once again we turn the crank on the screwjack of progress hoping that nobody gets screwed.

Well, hey, let's just make everything into a closure, and then we'll have our general garbage collector, installed by 'use less memory'.

It is easier to port a shell than a shell script.

My arthritic pinkies are already starting to ache just thinking about ||||=.