I don't believe I've ever cuddled my elses.
I was raised a musician and I played classic music, violin, in orchestras and music comedy theaters, I have music running around in my head all the time, and if I hear music that's too interesting, I have to pay attention to it.
It's certainly easy to calculate the average attendance for Perl conferences.
It's hard to tune heavily tuned code.
You can't have filenames longer than 14 chars. You can't even think about them!
A journey of a thousand miles continues with the second step.