I've decided I don't want to be a manager. Every time you try to be responsive to your employees, they say you're being reactive and not proactive. And when you try to be proactive, they accuse you of being capricious and arbitrary. So I don't wanna be a manager.

But you have to allow a little for the desire to evangelize when you think you have good news.

My arthritic pinkies are already starting to ache just thinking about ||||=.

When's the last time you used duct tape on a duct?

What you'll need most is courage. It is not an easy path that you've set your foot upon.

Computer language design is just like a stroll in the park. Jurassic Park, that is.

One operator is no big deal. That can be fixed in a jiffy.