I'd make people say 'use Fork;' if I thought I could get away with it.
And I don't like doing silly things (except on purpose).
If someone stinks, view it as a reason to help them, not a reason to avoid them.
I'm just paid to do whatever I want to do. Some of the time it's development, and some of the time it's just goofing off.
Take Lisp, you know its the most beautiful language in the world -- at least up until Haskell came along.
The whole history of computers is rampant with cheerleading at best and bigotry at worst.