I just hope I'm never promoted to the level of my incontinence.

Some of modern engineering is necessary to good art. But I think of myself is a cultural artist.

Well, you know, Hubbard had a bunch of people sworn to commit suicide when he died. So of course he never officially died.

I just hope I'm never promoted to the level of my incontinence.

Life gets boring, someone invents another necessity, and once again we turn the crank on the screwjack of progress hoping that nobody gets screwed.

I'm just paid to do whatever I want to do. Some of the time it's development, and some of the time it's just goofing off.

The random quantum fluctuations of my brain are historical accidents that happen to have decided that the concepts of dynamic scoping and lexical scoping are orthogonal and should remain that way.