You want it in one line? Does it have to fit in 80 columns?
It's certainly easy to calculate the average attendance for Perl conferences.
Computer languages differ not so much in what they make possible, but in what they make easy.
I try not to confuse roles and traits in my own life. Being the Perl god is a role. Being a stubborn cuss is a trait.
We're really serious about reinventing everything that needs reinventing.
[Perl] gives you the STDERR filehandle so that your program can make snide comments off to the side while it transforms (or attempts to transform) your input into your output.