The Harvard Law states: Under controlled conditions of light, temperature, humidity, and nutrition, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.

I just hope I'm never promoted to the level of my incontinence.

Information doesn't want to be free. Information wants to be valuable.

I want people to use Perl. I want to be a positive ingredient of the world and make my American history. So, whatever it takes to give away my software and get it used, that's great.

My arthritic pinkies are already starting to ache just thinking about ||||=.

There ain't nothin' in this world that's worth being a snot over.

If you're a large corporation, you can afford to pay the money to register patents, but if you're an individual like me, you can't.