The Harvard Law states: Under controlled conditions of light, temperature, humidity, and nutrition, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.

Take Lisp, you know its the most beautiful language in the world -- at least up until Haskell came along.

Well, you know, Hubbard had a bunch of people sworn to commit suicide when he died. So of course he never officially died.

Lisp has all the visual appeal of oatmeal with fingernail clippings mixed in.

Guilty as charged. Perl is happily ugly, and happily derivative.

To be a good artist, you have to serve the work of art and allow it to be what it is supposed to be.

We don't have enough parallel universes to allow all uses of all junction types - in the absence of quantum computing the combinatorics are not in our favor.