I think I'm likely to be certified before Perl is.
I don't believe I've ever cuddled my elses.
Let us be charitable, and call it a misleading feature.
There's many scripting languages in the world, Perl is a little bit special because it is based more on some ideas from the way natural languages work.
It's easy to solve the halting problem with a shotgun.
True greatness is measured by how much freedom you give to others, not by how much you can coerce others to do what you want.