You need to go and find someone to teach you the rudiments of irrational discourse.

It is easier to port a shell than a shell script.

I've decided I don't want to be a manager. Every time you try to be responsive to your employees, they say you're being reactive and not proactive. And when you try to be proactive, they accuse you of being capricious and arbitrary. So I don't wanna be a manager.

I am not a sort of person who wants to run a company.

I think I'm likely to be certified before Perl is.

Now, I'm not the only language designer with irrationalities. You can think of some languages to go with some of these things.

Down that path lies madness. On the other hand, the road to hell is paved with melting snowballs.