You need to go and find someone to teach you the rudiments of irrational discourse.

I don't believe I've ever cuddled my elses.

When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.

The way I see it, if you declare something portable, you'll always be wrong, and if you declare it non-portable, you'll always be right.

That being said, I think we should immediately deprecate any string concatenation that combines '19' with '99'.

I still drive my 1977 Honda Accord. The paint is almost all worn off. It's still running.

There is, however, a strange, musty smell in the air that reminds me of something...hmm...yes...I've got it...there's a VMS nearby, or I'm a Blit.