You need to go and find someone to teach you the rudiments of irrational discourse.

Somebody out there is going to do something that's far more surprising than anything that I would do. I was surprised by the whole web thing in the first place.

I just hope I'm never promoted to the level of my incontinence.

I was raised a musician and I played classic music, violin, in orchestras and music comedy theaters, I have music running around in my head all the time, and if I hear music that's too interesting, I have to pay attention to it.

Call me bored, but don't call me boring.

Natural languages generally are not designed by humans, they're just designed by the participants and you say something new and somebody else says, "Oh, that's a cool way to say it," and the next thing you know, everyone is saying it because it's shiny.

Maybe we should take a clue from FTP and put in an option like 'print hash marks on every 1024 iterations'.