What is the sound of Perl? Is it not the sound of a wall that people have stopped banging their heads against?

You don't have to know the whole language to use it usefully, you can do baby talk, you can do grown up talk, you can cuss in it, you can write poetry, you can be a playwright, is sort of the idea.

I'd make people say 'use Fork;' if I thought I could get away with it.

You need to go and find someone to teach you the rudiments of irrational discourse.

I think I'm likely to be certified before Perl is.

The computer should be doing the hard work. That's what it's paid to do, after all.

Programmers can be lazy.