What is the sound of Perl? Is it not the sound of a wall that people have stopped banging their heads against?

Real theology is always rather shocking to people who already think they know what they think. I'm still shocked myself.

It's appositival, if it's there. And it doesn't have to be there. And it's really obvious that it's there when it's there.

As someone pointed out, you could have an attribute that says 'optimize the heck out of this routine', and your definition of heck would be a parameter to the optimizer.

That being said, I think we should immediately deprecate any string concatenation that combines '19' with '99'.

The purpose of most computer languages is to lengthen your resume by a word and a comma.

You can’t change the past. You can’t even change the future, in the sense that you can only change the present one moment at a time, stubbornly, until the future unwinds itself into the stories of our lives.