Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright.

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright.

When in doubt, ignore and be horribly unimpressed

Death didn't bother me much. Strong Christian and all that. Method of death did. Being eaten alive. One of my top three ways not to go out.

I am sincere, ma petite, even when I lie.

But if anything will turn me off, it's a very practiced approach, as if the man has done it a thousand times before, to a lot of different women. Which always seems to imply that I am no different from all the rest. Not flattering.

I talk to myself everyone once in a while. Give myself very good advice. Sometimes I even take it.