Surely being in love doesn't cause you to lose your sense of good taste. If I ever buy a gown with sequins on it, someone just shoot me.

You either mellow at 30, or your head explodes - take your choice.

I'd never met coffee that wasn't wonderful. It was just a matter of how wonderful it was.

And the moment you care that much, a man has you. He owns a little piece of your soul, and he can beat you to death with it.

Sometimes the greatest wounds are the ones we try the hardest not to inflict.

Important safety tip - never look a vampire in the eye.

Since you won't give me your names I'll call you Thing One and Thing Two.