Sometimes the monsters are real, Anita. Sometimes they’re real and the only way to defeat them is to be the bigger monster.' - Chang Bibi to Anita

Sometimes good and evil aren't so much opposites as two sides of a coin. You toss it one way and it looks good, another way and it's evil, sometimes it just depends on which end of the gun you're on.

My boyfriends are all more romantic than I am, and so are my lovers.

Just what I needed—a necromancer with an attitude. Oh, wait, I was a necromancer with an attitude.

Why is everything always my decision?" I asked. Because you will not tolerate anything else." Oh, I remembered now. "Great", I whispered. - Anita to Jean-Claude

I should not have to flirt with someone while I'm trying to threaten someone else with a gun; it was too hard to do both.

You either mellow at 30, or your head explodes - take your choice.