Sometimes the monsters are real, Anita. Sometimes they’re real and the only way to defeat them is to be the bigger monster.' - Chang Bibi to Anita

I should not have to flirt with someone while I'm trying to threaten someone else with a gun; it was too hard to do both.

If your life works, and you work in it, then it’s okay, whatever is happening is okay.

No, death hadn't changed [Willie] much. But just in case, I avoided looking directly into his eyes. It was standard policy for dealing with vampires. He was a slime bucket, but now he was an undead slime bucket.

If I went in the cage, I was going to end up eaten alive. That was actually one of my top five ways not to die.

Ma petite is not a subtle woman. Unless you say it, she will not understand it.

It feels like we're in a Harry Potter book talking about He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.